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Britney Files For Divorce!
DATE: 07 Nov 2006, 6:44 pm / MOOD: In love
YOU GO GIRL! I’ve been gone all day today and just came in to find the news that Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline --- who will now be known as FED-EX!!!!!!! Oh Hallaleujah, there are angels singing in heaven. I’m so proud of her for coming to her senses. Fed-Ex was such a low life and she deserved so much better than him. She looked fabulous on her surprise guest appearance on David Letterman last night. Love you girl! You made the right choice. Divorce is never easy, but it’s better to cut your losses and move on in a case like this. Of course the Federjerk is going to get some $$$$$$ but you know what, it’s probably worth it to get him out of her life. Plus she’s going to COME BACK and make lots more!!!!!!!! http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/britney-spears/
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DAMN!
Evolution of Math
DATE: 18 Sep 2006, 6:36 pm / MOOD: Happy
Last week I purchased a burger and fries at McDonalds for $3.58. The counter girl took my $4.00 and I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies. While looking at the screen on her register, I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s........... Teaching Math In 1950 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Math In 1960 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? Teaching Math In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? Teaching Math In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20 Your assignment: Underline the number 20. Teaching Math In 1990 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.) Teaching Math In 2006 Un ranchero vende una carretera de maderapara $100. El cuesto de la produccion era $80. Cuantos tortillas se puede comprar?
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I kicked Arnold's ass
Woohoo!
DATE: 02 Aug 2006, 5:47 pm / MOOD: Full of life
Wow it took me a couple hours but I figured out some profile nerding! Check my profile out! -Keel
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Pics!
DATE: 02 Aug 2006, 10:50 am / MOOD: Happy
Ok so I uploaded some new pics! Let's get some comments (attention whore mode) HAHA
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