Celebrity News Blog and Hollywood Gossip

ok I’m totally disgusted! Monday started off so great. We had six smoking new hotties over at GirlsGoneClimbing.com then I pop over here to InnerDrama.com and see the latest celebrity news involving Jaime Pressly, one of my all time favorite celebs.

Excitedly, I go for the link/story anticipating a new hot photo of her! Then get bitch slapped with this one. She’s so freaking, smoking hot…well she was. I forgot she married this monkey man and popped out a copy of him. God damn nasty. I always got a kick out of her playing white trash roles n such but seeing this photo of her dressed like a 1980’s hooker and hugging up with her monkey husband and I’m just grossed out.

How did one of my favorite celeb goddesses fall? Same thing is happening with Christina Aguilera. She married some 99 lbs. cheese ball. Britney trashed her life with K-Fed. wtf is happening in Hollywierd? blah.

I’m warning you now, Hollywood: If Jessica Biel marries a monkey, I’m gonna kick some asses! lol!

I’m going to Starbucks for a $6 frap.

  Here’s an old photo for us to remember the good ol’ days. Memmmmorieeeeeesssss!

-Johnny

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With the paparazzi circus around Lindsay Lohan’s DUI and cocaine possession drama, our favorite pregnant skeleton has slipped out of the limelight. Nicole Ritchie, also a member of the Hollywood Celebrity DUI Club has been sentenced to four days in jail and a fine of $2k. She does seem to have some coverage but nothing compared to Lindsay and her “I don’t know who’s pants I was wearing” bullshit.

Are these people really that lazy and/or stupid that they can’t just use drivers? With all the loot they have they can afford it and from what I’ve heard, they do have drivers already, they just don’t use them! WTF?!

Hopefully, the prison food wont make Nicole sick or hurt her baby. No joke, being in the slammer is bad enough but I’ve heard the food messes you up and guess who is preparing it? Yes, other prisoners. blah.

Enjoy your weekend everyone! I’m going hunting for Jessica Alba! Call me The Bum Hunter! Crickey!!

-Johnny

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Jessica Alba: Single Brown Female!

Yes folks our Dark Angel is single and back on the market! Word is that she booted her two and a half year boyfriend, Cash Warren.

I think I’ll roll up to Sunset this weekend and see if I can throw my hat into the ring. I bet she will be out having lunch somewhere. I can just follow the mobs of pushy paparazzi. Well no maybe not, that will prolly just lead me to Britney Spears. Ah well I’ll think of something.

-Johnny

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aw how precious, The Beckham Family were out shopping and driving around together yesterday. Umm didn’t the LA Galaxy pay David Beckham like $500 million to play SOCCER? When the heck is this guy gonna do anything? Like Americans care about soccer but let’s see him play before his career ends in the next couple years!

David, let’s hit the park and kick it! Don’t forget to bring Victoria too! OMG she’s a hot MILF

-Johnny

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Oops I meant she was busted with COKE! haha
We all knew this was next: Lindsay Lohan has been arrested and guess what? She was in possession of a controlled substance: cocaine.

Seriously, is anyone surprised? It’s so lame to see how these celebs have no self control. Wtf happens to people that they lose themselves? I’ve partied hard just like most southern Californians and never had any addiction issues. *sniff*

Anyway, my next prediction is some Paris Hilton type media frenzy but I think she will handle it better. Lindsay seems to be more of a hardass vs. the Paris Hilton princess victim. That mugshot is pretty decent IMO. I understand why Lindsay is so sought after, she’s a babe even when she’s emaciated but Paris? I never got that, she looks like a bird to me hehe

BTW it looks like Lindsay will be missing her scheduled appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Another blown job…pun intended.

-Johnny

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File this under karma or celebrity justice-

Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie was cancelled because of her partying/antics. In an email from a member of the company’s staff they are quoted writing:

‘Poor Things’ has been cancelledSorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film.

Apparently, Ms. Lohan’s antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled … I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty.

Some people just don’t have any respect for themselves or their future. She already has a mess of money and more coming from residuals but that’s still lame. She will probably look back in a few years at all the opportunities she’s screwed up and bridges she’s burned. blah this disgusts me but it’s Monday…

-Johnny

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Maybe David Beckham should switch soccer positions to goal keeper! In a lightning fast move, he blocks the paparazzi from getting a shot of Posh’s English taco! Quick hands Dave! Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan’s body guards need to take some lessons from this guy…well actually most of us are thankful that they haven’t lol! Have a great weekend everyone!

-Johnny

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This just in: Brooke Hogan (Hulk Hogan’s daughter, that is known for being able to switch from looking like a hottie to a tranny in .5 seconds) has released her tour dates and locations! Get your tickets now! or just hang out at your local mall because that’s where she will be lol

Unable to get any decent venues, she has released a list of MALLS that she will be appearing at.

July 13th, Ocean County Mall in Tom’s River, NJ.
July 27th, Montgomery Mall in North Wales, PA.
August 10th, Town Center at Cobb in Atlanta, GA
August 19th, Orland Square Mall in Orland Park, Il.
August 25th, Northgate Mall in Seattle, WA.
August 26th, Tacoma Mall in Tacoma, WA.
September 2nd, Laguna Hills Mall in Laguna Hills, CA.

All events begin at 3:00 p.m.

Is anyone surprised that her “career” is puttering along? Who does she think she is? Jessica Simpson? haha ok that was low. If she’s smart she will head to Japan and make her easy millions. Hopefully she will get a clue that Americans aren’t interested and quit while she’s sort of ahead.

On a side note, Paris Hilton obviously hasn’t because she’s recording her next album or “a bunch of karaoke songs” as I like to call them.

-Johnny

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Morning everyone! Check out Lindsay Lohan’s new fashion accessory: an Alcohol Monitoring Device. That thing looks bulky, I wonder if it’s bugging the heck out of her? I’m guessing no because she seems really comfortable wearing it enough to go out dressed like this. For a fashionista celeb this is not very glamorous. It’s all for a good cause though: keeping the public safe from her drunk driving.

Paris Hilton has one of these babies too or did before she served her time. The news on Lindsay is that even though she’s back to her late night partying, she’s staying sober. Good for her. I think Paris’ jail debacle is helping to keep Lindsay focused hehe

-Johnny

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