Brooke Hogan Tours Americas Malls

Posted on July 19th, 2007 in Brooke Hogan, Jessica Simpson, Perez Hilton, Celebrity News and Gossip by johnny

Brooke Hogan Tours Americas Malls

This just in: Brooke Hogan (Hulk Hogan’s daughter, that is known for being able to switch from looking like a hottie to a tranny in .5 seconds) has released her tour dates and locations! Get your tickets now! or just hang out at your local mall because that’s where she will be lol

Unable to get any decent venues, she has released a list of MALLS that she will be appearing at.

July 13th, Ocean County Mall in Tom’s River, NJ.
July 27th, Montgomery Mall in North Wales, PA.
August 10th, Town Center at Cobb in Atlanta, GA
August 19th, Orland Square Mall in Orland Park, Il.
August 25th, Northgate Mall in Seattle, WA.
August 26th, Tacoma Mall in Tacoma, WA.
September 2nd, Laguna Hills Mall in Laguna Hills, CA.

All events begin at 3:00 p.m.

Is anyone surprised that her “career” is puttering along? Who does she think she is? Jessica Simpson? haha ok that was low. If she’s smart she will head to Japan and make her easy millions. Hopefully she will get a clue that Americans aren’t interested and quit while she’s sort of ahead.

On a side note, Paris Hilton obviously hasn’t because she’s recording her next album or “a bunch of karaoke songs” as I like to call them.

-Johnny

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  1. Matt said,

    on July 19th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    “hottie to trannie”? Ypi mean outright fugly to trannie in .5 seconds, that girl is a beast.

  2. Matt said,

    on July 19th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    “YOU” mean, sorry-typo–ya, and broke hogan is still ugly.

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