Where is Nicole Ritchie?

Posted on July 27th, 2007 in Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, Celebrity News and Gossip by johnny

Where is Nicole Ritchie?

With the paparazzi circus around Lindsay Lohan’s DUI and cocaine possession drama, our favorite pregnant skeleton has slipped out of the limelight. Nicole Ritchie, also a member of the Hollywood Celebrity DUI Club has been sentenced to four days in jail and a fine of $2k. She does seem to have some coverage but nothing compared to Lindsay and her “I don’t know who’s pants I was wearing” bullshit.

Are these people really that lazy and/or stupid that they can’t just use drivers? With all the loot they have they can afford it and from what I’ve heard, they do have drivers already, they just don’t use them! WTF?!

Hopefully, the prison food wont make Nicole sick or hurt her baby. No joke, being in the slammer is bad enough but I’ve heard the food messes you up and guess who is preparing it? Yes, other prisoners. blah.

Enjoy your weekend everyone! I’m going hunting for Jessica Alba! Call me The Bum Hunter! Crickey!!

-Johnny

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