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Sarah Jessica Parker is currently filming Sex and the City: The Movie.

Umm why? Who the hell wants to pay $10 to go see a two hour SatC episode? I really thought we were free of her and she would be fading away.

Sadly, we will be subject to a media blitz of this girl. At least we will be seeing Kristin Davis who I always thought was hands down, the hottest girl on the show. Since the end of SatC, Kristin has been the star (voice) of a kids show called Miss Spider Sunny Patch Friends

Well hopefully Kristin will have a bigger role! Cross your fingers everyone!

-Johnny

SatC Photos

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It seems that this past weekend Pam Anderson is continuing to push the envelope for attention whoring, drama mama. We all know that’s her thing but she’s totally pushing the limits now: Hooking up with Rick Salomon the guy that stars in the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape.

Just over a week has gone by since Tommy Lee and Kid Rock got into a mini-brawl (two guys she ping-pongs between) Pam was seen hooking up with Salomon at the Wynn Casino in Las Vegas (see I told you this was a hot spot!)

What blows my mind is that she has Hepatitis and these guys are still with her. My uncle just died of this and let me tell you it’s NOT pretty. These guys have no idea what’s in store for them if they get it from Pam.

Where am I going with this? lol I dunno. Pam drama always amazes me cause of her condition. She’s hot but is it really worth the risk? I say hell no. Everytime I’ve ever seen Pam in a show, movie, tv etc. she’s always a really nice genuine person but you can’t tell me that these guys are after her for her personality

-Johnny

more @ InnerDrama

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Yes folks he might be facing up to six different charges and a possibility of up to 100 years. A fitting end in my opinion. (I’m bitter about OJ)

In other news Britney’s ex-body guard is coming out against her with info that may cost her her custody of the kids! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Haven’t you guys been paying attention to Chris Crocker? Me either.

-Johnny

more celebrity shizzle:

Kayne West Challenges Pamela Anderson (Celebrity Smack)

Gisele Bundchen Ipanema Campaign (Right Celebrity)

Speaking Of Alicia Keys… (Pop On The Pop)

Britney’s former bodyguard goes to court against her (CeleBitchy)

Keira Knightley: Issues (CelebWarship)

Star Magazine Interviews “Girl Next Door” (CelebSnow)

Elisha Cuthbert Sex Tape? (MapleJuice)

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The Juice is back in police custody. In fact, he’s in a Las Vegas jail held without bail. Last week a couple of armed robbery victims reported that a group of gun toting thugs robbed them and identified one of them as OJ Simpson.

Friday the police announced that they questioned OJ and let him go. Well it seems that the victims were prepared and got audio of OJ which seems to be damning evidence!

This strikes me as a setup vs. OJ who is claiming it was a sting operation. Nevertheless it’s pretty obvious that the audio is OJ. If he’s convicted he could face up to 100 years. He’s 60 right now so odds are that he’s breathed his last breath of free air.

From what I understand though, he is pretty broke and won’t have any high price lawyers unless he gets some that are looking for the notoriety of representing OJ. He’s got a lot of fans in the slammer though so I doubt he will have to worry about dropping the soap!

-Johnny

more @ People

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Vanessa Hudgens has canceled a scheduled appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno without explanation. This is such a huge mistake on her part. THE TONIGHT SHOW! That’s uber exposure! Vanessa should be riding the gravy train right now.

Seriously, she is the hot news right now. I haven’t seen squat about Paris or Lindsay and the Britney VMA story is getting tired. Why Vanessa Why?!

-Johnny

more @ CelebWarship

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Muhammad Abdel-Al, a senior leader of a Gaza Strip-based terror group called The Sword of Islam has sworn to “cut off head of ‘prostitute’ Britney Spears.” I think this is taking things a little too far. I mean Britney does have her faults but “cutting off head of prostitute Britney Spears” is a bit harsh.

Maybe shave a few pounds off that ass instead? That might help your cause, Mr. Abdel-Al. Helping get Britney back in shape and getting her motivated to work on her career instead of going through the motions just might show us Americans that your ideals aren’t so bad.

Abdel-Al also threatened to “forcibly convert Britney Spears and Madonna to Islam” and warned if they resist, “their heads would be cut off for ’spreading Satanic culture’”.

Putting Madonna in a burka isn’t such a bad idea. Covering up that mug definitely would be an improvement haha!

On a more serious note…well not really. Some gooberfish is making news with a hilariously flamboyantly gay YouTube video in which he begs the public to “Leave Britney Alone!” I almost pissed my pants watching this haha! SHE’S A HUMAN!!! bahaha!

-Johnny

more @ WND

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This morning I was watching the news and the little gossip section the woman mentioned that NONE of the recent celeb mags have any sign of Britney Spears on the covers. This is a sign of successfully following yesterdays guide on How To Blow Your Career.

Today boys n girls, we learn How To Keep Working As A Washed Up Entertainer, Britney feel free to print this out.

Step One: Swallow your pride. Get desperate. Run out of money. All these things will light a fire up your ass to get you focused on working and taking care of business. Note: Had you done this in the first place you wouldn’t need this guide.

Step Two: Move to Las Vegas or some where that is an hour or so by plane.

Step Three: Get yourself a regular gig as a stage act for one of the many casinos that are sprouting up like weeds in a freshy cleared garden.

Step Four: You are now a Novelty Act. People go to see you at a discount to reminisce of your glory days and their childhood or past.

Congratulations and thanks for visiting!

-Johnny

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Yesterday I wrote a guide on How To Become Extremely Rich and Famous. Today’s guide is on How to Blow Your Career.

Step One: Have a career

Step Two: Begin making bad decisions. Examples: Getting knocked up, marrying a leech, star in a reality TV show that shows the real you, shave your head, flash your nasty coochie to the cameras, gain weight.

Step Three: Years later, attempt a comeback but insult your fans by just going through the motions.

Step Four: Release a crappy album and barely enter the charts. Then have a few tour dates with low attendance.

Tomorrow’s guide: How To Keep Working As A Washed Up Entertainer

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Step one: Get a child’s role in some Disney films or shows.

Step two: Once you come of age, leak some nude photos of yourself (hot ones)

Step three: Ride the media frenzy, do appearances on talk shows and radio shows. Get lots of paparazzi love while running around clubbing in Hollywood. (This is the step that Vanessa Hudgens should be pursing right now!)

Step four: Enjoy your rocketing rise to stardom as you get offers for movies, magazines and more media.

Congratulations you have completed Johnny’s course on Becoming Extremely Rich and Famous.

Vanessa, please don’t blow it girl! You’ve got the perfect opportunity to win!

-Johnny

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