How To Blow Your Career

Posted on September 11th, 2007 in Britney Spears, Celebrity News and Gossip by johnny

Yesterday I wrote a guide on How To Become Extremely Rich and Famous. Today’s guide is on How to Blow Your Career.

Britney Spears Sexy Step One: Have a career

Britney Spears Snatch Flash Step Two: Begin making bad decisions. Examples: Getting knocked up, marrying a leech, star in a reality TV show that shows the real you, shave your head, flash your nasty coochie to the cameras, gain weight.

Step Three: Years later, attempt a comeback but insult your fans by just going through the motions.

Step Four: Release a crappy album and barely enter the charts. Then have a few tour dates with low attendance.

Tomorrow’s guide: How To Keep Working As A Washed Up Entertainer

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  1. daryl said,

    on October 19th, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    Um. her song is number one on the charts

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