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How To Keep Working As A Washed Up Entertainer
This morning I was watching the news and the little gossip section the woman mentioned that NONE of the recent celeb mags have any sign of Britney Spears on the covers. This is a sign of successfully following yesterdays guide on How To Blow Your Career.
Today boys n girls, we learn How To Keep Working As A Washed Up Entertainer, Britney feel free to print this out.
Step One: Swallow your pride. Get desperate. Run out of money. All these things will light a fire up your ass to get you focused on working and taking care of business. Note: Had you done this in the first place you wouldn’t need this guide.
Step Two: Move to Las Vegas or some where that is an hour or so by plane.
Step Three: Get yourself a regular gig as a stage act for one of the many casinos that are sprouting up like weeds in a freshy cleared garden.
Step Four: You are now a Novelty Act. People go to see you at a discount to reminisce of your glory days and their childhood or past.
Congratulations and thanks for visiting!
-Johnny
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