International Terrorists Target Britney Spears

Posted on September 13th, 2007 in Madonna, Britney Spears, Celebrity News and Gossip by johnny

Britney Spears at some award show Muhammad Abdel-Al, a senior leader of a Gaza Strip-based terror group called The Sword of Islam has sworn to “cut off head of ‘prostitute’ Britney Spears.” I think this is taking things a little too far. I mean Britney does have her faults but “cutting off head of prostitute Britney Spears” is a bit harsh.

Maybe shave a few pounds off that ass instead? That might help your cause, Mr. Abdel-Al. Helping get Britney back in shape and getting her motivated to work on her career instead of going through the motions just might show us Americans that your ideals aren’t so bad.

Abdel-Al also threatened to “forcibly convert Britney Spears and Madonna to Islam” and warned if they resist, “their heads would be cut off for ’spreading Satanic culture’”.

Putting Madonna in a burka isn’t such a bad idea. Covering up that mug definitely would be an improvement haha!

On a more serious note…well not really. Some gooberfish is making news with a hilariously flamboyantly gay YouTube video in which he begs the public to “Leave Britney Alone!” I almost pissed my pants watching this haha! SHE’S A HUMAN!!! bahaha!

-Johnny

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  1. Bobby Rio said,

    on September 13th, 2007 at 10:24 am

    I heard about this kid and his Brittney rant, but this is the first time I’m seeing it. This kid is one video away from a straight jacket. hahaha….. “YOU DEAL WITH ME” haha

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